Consulting detective, magical girl, brightest witch of her age, part-time superhero.
"And this is why I sojourn here, Alone and palely loitering, Though the sedge has withered from the lake and no birds sing."
- La Belle Dame Sans Merci, John Keats
The mind palace of M. Dutcher.

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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sandandglass:

crispy-tacos:

flogicallylawless:

If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity

would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?

EVERYBODY FREEZE.

image

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lyssismore:

Always reblog Easy A.

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uglyfoxybaby:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

DYING !!

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steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)

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corneliusalba:

constable-frozen:

olaf mark7

what the flying fresh fuck in all of the seven fucking realms is this

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I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult.
words that just left my lips and describe my current life. (via enjolrastopheles)    
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