Consulting detective, magical girl, brightest witch of her age, part-time superhero.
"And this is why I sojourn here, Alone and palely loitering, Though the sedge has withered from the lake and no birds sing."
- La Belle Dame Sans Merci, John Keats
The mind palace of M. Dutcher.

thiscolourblue:

officer-meekins:

Bird Music

This is how they write Jazz

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Come And Get Your Love
Redbone && Guardians of the Galaxy
262,718 plays

bookishbutcorruptible:

musikaela:

glowgirl:

starlord-man:

this was the best opening scene to a movie I have ever seen

this came on at work and I had to stand still and it was terrible

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Rami Kadi Couture “Un Souffle D’Orient”, F/W 2014-2015

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smallplantfriend:

thechronicleofshe:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

I’m crying

like literal tears.

Usually when I say I’m crying on this website, I’m lying and its an emotional exaggeration

but not this time

this time, 

its real

if you want a clip that won’t get messed up towards then end b/c of tumblr’s terrible video player, it’s on comedy central

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clarabeau:

Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?

I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.

Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see…

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littlemisshamish:

comic #195: lost without thy blogger v.2.0

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dads and Tumblr

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unimoosapus:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

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me when i dont got this: i got this
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