Consulting detective, magical girl, brightest witch of her age, part-time superhero.
"And this is why I sojourn here, Alone and palely loitering, Though the sedge has withered from the lake and no birds sing."
- La Belle Dame Sans Merci, John Keats
The mind palace of M. Dutcher.
captainalbertalexander:

sutexii:

pooh-bear and piglet ❤

holy shit

captainalbertalexander:

sutexii:

pooh-bear and piglet

holy shit

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recentgooglesearches:

i am an adult oh god make it stop

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geronimeow:

telling your friend a pun like 

image

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andrysb24:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

andrysb24:

down-sizing:

Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men, prostitutes, and socially untouchable tax collectors while he taught a radical social doctrine of equality, love, and forgiveness that included paying taxes, free healthcare, and the sharing of resources within a community.

canon Jesus is better than fandom Jesus

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ericalynnlovesyou:

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective


JFC

ericalynnlovesyou:

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

much to the dismay of the lead detective

JFC

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kehinki:

MOTIVATIONAL TEAM AMERICA I did a big version of it

kehinki:

MOTIVATIONAL TEAM AMERICA I did a big version of it

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Me: I wanna do something
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety:
Anxiety: No you dont
Me: But
Anxiety: No
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