this was the best opening scene to a movie I have ever seen
this came on at work and I had to stand still and it was terrible
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
like literal tears.
Usually when I say I’m crying on this website, I’m lying and its an emotional exaggeration
but not this time
if you want a clip that won’t get messed up towards then end b/c of tumblr’s terrible video player, it’s on comedy central
Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me?
I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle.
Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you will find a trash pile Man Candle section. You will see…